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   Scott (30 Apr 2024, 6:16)
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   there was a movie called maximum overdrive (based off of either a steven king short story or maybe a full book) that I assume this is based off of, but I can already tell it will suck because it uses a first person perspective, and unless they take the time to introduce interesting characters that you’d care about (and we all know they won’t) then what’s the point in even trying to use an interesting story if you’re willing to ruin it with gameplay built for the “lowest common denominator” trashbags?
   Well, since the damage is done, might as well throw in a professional wrestling mini game, and some coupons for Budweiser, and Marlboro Reds!!! (BTW, that doesn’t mean real passionate gamers don’t play FPS games, it just means that the people who only play FPS, or basically anything violent with a perpetual *RA-TAT-AT-AT-AT* soundtrack, are half the reason why we can’t have nice things anymore (the other half are the greedy money grubbing scum who crank this shit out week after week) I don’t think I can ever forget when it started, and I worked in a game store! It started like a steady faucet drip, each one was a carbon copy of the one before, looking for war games, all saying the same basic thing… I give you my word this isn’t even slightly exaggerated!

   “Yo! Ya’ll got them gun games?”

   -Umm, yeah but which one? there are a lot of different types.

   “It don’t matter, as long as I gets to kills people”
   (sometimes the “S” would be at the end of “people” also,
   but something told me I better not push my luck)